Is funny story. I am working nights as bouncer at bar for…men who are liking men. Team does not know. (Still they do not know. Do not tell or I crush tiny head.)
One night, main drag act is in hospital after getting in fist fight with large Australian businessman. She is almost as big as me, and boss knows I am secretly liking to sing, so he tells me I must replace.
At first I do not want to do this, but finally I say, oh kay, but only for one night. I squeeze into dress, put on wig and makeup, go onto stage. Try to ignore laughter of annoying cowards in audience, only concentrate on singing.
I am not expecting, but I enjoy this. I do it next night, and night after that. I get better at singing, feel sexy in strange new way, and soon babies at tables are not laughing anymore.
One night, funny little man in vest and spectacles who is usually sitting at back table is now sitting next to stage. He puts roses on stage for me and then goes back to seat, grins shyly like schoolgirl. I like this man, he is like cute little professor. I invite him backstage with me when show is over.
One month later, we are in love. Then police try to raid bar. Doctor helps me crush them like bugs that they are. I am impressed, and know that I must convince RED to hire this man. Rest is history.
What is muppet? I do not know this word.