Most likely not the best idea for our doctor but he has been ruder that usual, refusing to answer questions and what not. Let’s rustle his jimmies!THIS SHOULD BE GOOD
i hope mh reblogs this, it’ll be sure to be awesome
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Reblog if you want (1) message saying what someone would do to you if they had the night alone with you.
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I require naked pictures of the Heavy Weapons Guy.
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Family in Russia keeps many large овчарка dogs. They are good friends, good hunters, usually good at keeping tiny spies with cameras out of bedroom. But not always.
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Doctor knows that kisses are only for him.
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Medic’s Buttons?
I do not know what this means.
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Is funny story. I am working nights as bouncer at bar for…men who are liking men. Team does not know. (Still they do not know. Do not tell or I crush tiny head.)
One night, main drag act is in hospital after getting in fist fight with large Australian businessman. She is almost as big as me, and boss knows I am secretly liking to sing, so he tells me I must replace.
At first I do not want to do this, but finally I say, oh kay, but only for one night. I squeeze into dress, put on wig and makeup, go onto stage. Try to ignore laughter of annoying cowards in audience, only concentrate on singing.
I am not expecting, but I enjoy this. I do it next night, and night after that. I get better at singing, feel sexy in strange new way, and soon babies at tables are not laughing anymore.
One night, funny little man in vest and spectacles who is usually sitting at back table is now sitting next to stage. He puts roses on stage for me and then goes back to seat, grins shyly like schoolgirl. I like this man, he is like cute little professor. I invite him backstage with me when show is over.
One month later, we are in love. Then police try to raid bar. Doctor helps me crush them like bugs that they are. I am impressed, and know that I must convince RED to hire this man. Rest is history.
What is muppet? I do not know this word.
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Answer is: Depends on what Doctor wants at time.
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Are only two things can compare to Mama’s home cooking. One is sandwich. Other is Doctor’s German sausage.
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Sexy Heavy, I think you would be a wonderful father. (If you ever felt like being one.)asked by cheeeeeeen
answer:
Children confuse. Do not know how to make them happy. Usually have to give them seven thousand dollars so they will not cry.
And then parents ask me to put shirt on.
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Do you like poetry?asked by Anonymous
answer:
Poetry in Russian is pleasure to write. In English, is very hard. In German, is impossible. Have too many love poems for Doctor that he will never read.
